i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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