Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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