Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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