i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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