he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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