You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Randomize
