I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Randomize
