That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Randomize
