Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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