I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
last night i told the bartender i only have 3 days left to live so i wouldnt have to pay for drinks
this morning i woke up with a nothing but a pair of what i believe are fairy wings on - and the bartender in my bed
he thinks ill be dead by monday and still came home w me.. WTF?
messed up. what color are the wings?
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Sext me about skeletons
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