All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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