What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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