the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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