I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
I did not marry a roomba.
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