i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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