and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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