Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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