Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
This couple is walking their pig around campus
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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