This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
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