try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
