what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
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