at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Randomize
