I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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