I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
