Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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