smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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