But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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