i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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