week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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