love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
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