What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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