I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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