just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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