addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
honey bunches of taint.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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