if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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