He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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