They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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