There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
Quick, to the slutcave!
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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