Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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