she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
