He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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