I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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