He kissed a someone with a penis
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
organizing the empties. That sober.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
How does it feel to date your dad?
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
