Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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