Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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