Have you finally orgasmed yet?
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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