how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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