Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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