Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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