He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
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