Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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