Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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