I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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